Clearing Up Some Micsconceptions
by (Bananas the Chimp)

 

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(To Bananas' human friends)

 

( Lately, people get very angry with the idea that humans descend from monkeys.)

 

(Luckily, this idea isn't true.)

 

(Humans don't descend from monkeys.)

 

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(As research shows, humans and monkeys descend from a shared ancestor.)

 

(The evidence is very strong.)

 

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( First, the fossil and mitochondrial evidence has long argued for a shared descent.)

 

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( Second, humans and chimpanzees share 98% of their D.N.A..)

 

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( Third, humans and chimpanzees share such complex actions as tool use, war, and sex for pleasure.)

 

(Finally, use your eyes.)

 

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( Now that Bananas has cleared this point up, people shouldn’t get angry at the idea that humans are descended from monkeys. It’s offensive.)

 

(Love,)

 

(Bananas)

 

 
   
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