Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Continue toward the ticket office
Walking away from the frat boy it’s clear you made the right choice, as
soon after you pass, a prodigious amount of vomit is loosed upon the cineplex’s
walkway. Hurrying on to escape the smell, you and Carlos reach the ticket office
to find that, even with sixteen screens, your choices are basically narrowed
down to two.
What are you in the mood for?
Big money action blockbuster, complete with lots of explosions and improbable ending
Big money comedy blockbuster, complete with high-salary talent and fifty-cent script