Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Big money action blockbuster, complete with lots of explosions and
improbable ending.
You settle into your seats, eagerly anticipating the tale of gratuitous violence
and revenge to come, but before the villain can even carry out the act of depraved
brutality that sets the story into motion, you become aware of a cascade of
grunting animal noises originating from behind your seat. A glance back reveals
a teenage couple locked in a suck-faced embrace, and the ensuing slurping and
smacking noises are enough to make you wish you hadn’t picked up the jumbo
pack of Sour Patch Kids.
What do you do?