Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Big money comedy blockbuster, complete with high-salary talent and
fifty-cent script
You and Carlos settle into your seats and wait for the hijinks to ensue, but
before the movie can even get to the first kick in the groin you’re distracted
by some knucklehead a couple seats ahead of you yammering away to the guy next
to him about the newest ring he’s programmed into his cellphone. They
won’t shut up.
What do you do?