Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
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It’s been a few years since your last keg stand, but much to your surprise,
once you get the spigot in your mouth everything just comes right back to you.
With beefy men in togas chanting your name, you manage to break the half-minute
mark, crushing the feeble effort of the poor neophyte who challenged you. The
crowd around you cheers your victory, but immediately afterwards a slightly
more formidable contender challenges you again in a bid to maintain his frat’s
honor.
Do you attempt to defend your title?
No, I’d rather go out to the dance
floor