Life In The Big City
A FLYMF Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler

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Your beefy challenger goes first and has a strong showing, besting the thirty-second showing you posted in your first effort. As you step up to be hoisted, however, a kind of beer zen washes over you, as if the victory that follows were preordained. Suppressing your gag reflex and spilling nary a drop, you astound the crowd with a one-minute victory. A cheer cascades through the kitchen, and as you descend from your steel teat you find yourself face-to-face with the head of the fraternity, who is offering you honorary membership…if you go through the initiation process.

What do you say?

Always wanted to be Greek

Would rather just continue defending keg-stand title

No, I’d rather go out to the dance floor