Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
Go to your advisor for advice
Your advisor is happy to give you a field to research, which, unsurprisingly, coincides exactly with her own. You spend the next four years shoring up her data and then realize upon graduation that you're qualified to do nothing else besides serve as her research assistant. Which you do, for less cash than the mind-numbing job you had before coming to school