Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler

Begin work on your thesis

Things are progressing nicely--you've passed your qualifying exams, you've done the body of reading necessary for your dissertation, and you're ready to visit your advisor with your outline for the unifying thesis you hope to present on your area of expertise.  

In meeting with your advisor you're presented with a choice:

Kiss their ass

Retain your dignity