Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
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If you weren't a wine drunk before, you become a raging one now. You manage to come home after a year abroad with a few pages of indecipherable notes. On the plus side, you did manage to land an intriguingly accented partner, which will help to demonstrate your cosmopolitanism in future faculty interviews.
With the fun over, it's time to get back to work. Do you:
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