Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler

Start reading your required materials

Boy, it's hard to remember what any of this stuff means, given that your typical "reading supplies" include a fine-tipped pen, a yellow highlighter, and a bottle of red wine.   Your work suffers, and your advisor intimates that a change might be necessary.  

Do you:

Join A.A.

Keep with the current plan