Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
Agree to do it
Their check finds its way into your account, but your new affiliation prompts a liberal blogger to take a closer look at your earlier research. The number fudging is discovered, and the committee for academic dishonesty sends you packing. And, believe them, this will be on your permanent record.
As you slink out of academia, you find yourself feeling that if you were going to be kicked out for something, it should have been taking your student up on their earlier offer.