Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
Aging and Society
You spend the next three years interviewing the elderly about their life experiences and current perceptions of society and realize that by the time they were your age they already had fought their way across the Pacific or held down the home front, married the man/woman of their dreams, and had two kids. The sense of inadequacy this raises in you inspires you to immediately impregnate someone/become pregnant yourself. Naturally, hijinks ensue, but that's a whole other Select-A-Quest. Let's just say the whole sociology thing doesn't work out, but you do end up with some great pictures to hang on your refrigerator.