Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
Dedicate yourself to getting all of the seasons of ALF released on DVD
In an exhaustive campaign, you begin an ALF website, start circulating an ALF petition via email, and put your composition skills to work petitioning Lions Gate to release the other seasons. Your efforts are successful, but at the expense of your scholarship; soon after your triumph, you receive a note from your advisor notifying you of your dismissal. An online collection taken up by ALFiacs on the web nets you $17.72, which isn't enough to buy the second season you brought about on DVD.