Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Let’s go
Hoping to strike a blow against the rushing tide of bad movie manners by humiliating
this guy so badly he never comes back to the theater, you dig some quarters
out of your pocket, stretch to get those muscles warmed up, and absolutely destroy
the guy to the jubilation of the crowd around you. Unfortunately, in showing
you’ve got the stuff you manage to sweat through your wardrobe in the
process. The movie theater’s safe for the time being, but your night is
over. Time to hit the showers.