Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Get up and find another seat
Abandoning the mating ceremony in progress behind you, you and Carlos escape
to a pair of seats near the front of the theater. Unfortunately, in your haste
to relocate you fail to take a good look at your seat before sitting down. In your bid to get away from one set of unwanted fluids, you manage to stumble into
another. The goo that fastens you to your seat appears to be a slurry composed
of chewing gum, popcorn, and jumbo Fruit Punch. Your pants are ruined, and your
night is over.