Life In The Big City
A FLYMF Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler

Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody
Everyone in the bar grooves along to the rock opera, windmilling in unison on their air guitars as the song reaches its climax. An attractive individual of your sexual preference approaches and asks how you got so cool.

How do you respond?

I don’t know, I was just born that way

Protest modestly that you’re not that cool