Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody
You strut to the stage, confident in the quality of your Freddy Mercury falsetto,
but before you can even make it to the hard rock interlude the crowd’s
reaction makes it clear you’ve committed the ultimate karaoke sin: picking
a song that’s six minutes long and two octaves outside your vocal range.
Mercifully, a well-placed bottle to the head renders you unconscious before
the boos manage a permanent impact on your self-esteem.