Archive for December, 2007

Life and Death in the Public Eye

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

The Chicago Reader has published its annual fiction issue, and one story worth checking out is Song for Dana Plato by Whet Moser. The piece is inspired by a real-life incident of Wayne Newton bailing troubled former Diff’rent Strokes star Dana Plato out of prison after she robbed a Las Vegas video store with a pellet gun. Moser uses this account as a launching point to explore larger issues of celebrity and human dignity.

His reimagining of real events and people is reminiscent of Jim Shepard’s excellent stories on John Ashcroft and John Entwhistle in his short-story collection Love and Hydrogen. Readers can debate whether stories in this vein are exploiting their subjects or enlivening them, but I’ve enjoyed the results in each instance. By appropriating the voice of a public figure, Moser and Shepard highlight the complexities of public image—and personal identity—in the media age.

We’re conditioned to feel we know celebrities (and to judge them as well—witness the poor Spears family), but we don’t. By offering a fictionalized glimpse into their inner lives, stories such as these humanize their subjects, providing one interpretation as to how they’ve been shaped by the society around them. At the same time, they also further that sense of false intimacy, leading to an interesting literary (and ethical) muddle.

No Country For Meek Men

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Texas scrubland provides the ideal landscape for No Country For Old Men, the new film by the Coen Brothers. Barren scenery abounds, with intermittent trees providing just enough shade for a man to die under. The climate is a hardening sort, one that produces tight-lipped men prone to throwing their lives away on shaky bets, well aware that bad odds are better than none at all.

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Imagine If Rudolph Didn’t Feel Like Flying That Night

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

FLYMF Alum Ralph Gamelli has a short story, “Almost, But Not Quite, A Christmas Miracle,” published on MonkeyBicycle. The three tales he relates serve as fables in reverse, highlighting how the magic of the season can fizzle or even backfire.

Ralph’s contributions to FLYMF include “How Long Before I Use My Ejector Seat,” “Twilight Zone Episodes For The Internet Age” and “Rocky Balboa Launches Into Inspirational Speeches Too Frequently.”

Visit Beautiful Astro City!

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

In creating the comic book Astro City, writer Kurt Busiek has squeezed the main themes of his industry over the past 80 years into one rich setting, the eponymous metropolis, which is overrun of heroes and villains, weirdness and tragedy. The aw-shucks do-gooderism of Superman is expressed in the Samaritan while the all-in-the-family futurism of the Fantastic Four can be seen in the First Family. The mythical superwoman Winged Victory is a Wonder Woman embodiment with a feminist twist, the flamboyance of Spider-Man is mirrored by the pogoing Jack-in-the-Box, and the gods-on-Earth majesty of the Justice League of America has its stand-in with the city’s Honor Guard.

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We’re Not Talking About A Dog Here

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

FLYMF writer and Whorescopes maven Angela Lovell has a short film, “Girl’s Best Friend,” available for viewing on YouTube. The movie’s a relationship spoof, spanning the range from initial enchantment to eventual disillusionment with an intimate, inanimate stand-in. It hits a lot of fun notes, and Angela does a great job in the lead role.

In addition to being FLYMF’s urban astrologer for nearly two years, Angela also gave us the Lawnballers, Never Judge An Artist By Her Vagina Dress (Or Lack Thereof), The Troll Made Me Do It, and I’ll Have My Rapist With A Side of Cranberry Sauce, the latter of which she’ll be performing at a Naked Holidays theater performance in New York City (link leads to a naked Santa). You can find more of her writing (and updated Whorescopes) at her website, Ticking Boxes.

Is “Chunky-Chunky” Enough, Or Do I Require EXTRA Chunky?

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

FLYMF Alum Zachary Locklin has a subdued, and ultimately sweet, story published in the most-recent issue of Poetic Diversity. Titled “There Are No Pan-Asian Supermarkets In Hell/So You Can’t Buy Golden Boy Peanuts,” it offers a meditation on the ubiquity of marketing in our lives, retaining its good humor throughout, particularly with a nice pullback at the end.

Zach’s humor pieces for FLYMF include I Am A Conservationist, America, The Suck Fest, and A Disgrace To The Gothic Establishment. Check him out!

Bait And Switch

Monday, December 10th, 2007

In examining the fruits of the New Deal, The Conscience of a Liberal does far more than simply provide a nostalgia-seeped account of post-war prosperity. Instead, the book, written by Paul Krugman, provides a consistent and cogent argument for the New Deal’s expansion. Krugman, a New York Times columnist and respected professor of economics at Princeton University, supports a government that promotes decency, not in the narrow, moralistic sense in which that’s usually meant, but rather in working to ensure comfort and care for all of its citizens.

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Billy Hits The Ether

Monday, December 10th, 2007

There are several web sites that I read every day, but the Comics Curmudgeon is one of my favorites. Put together by Josh Fruhlinger, the site uses the daily comics page as a springboard to freely mock the solipsism and often-insane plot twists of legacy comic strips ranging from Mary Worth to the Family Circus.

The humor generally favors insiders, as a familiarity with characters and recent plots is usually necessary to get the jokes, but there are some great standalone gags as well. The most recent is a particularly Aryan Family Circus whose punchline includes a talking snowman that could have been pulled from a Hunter S. Thompson acid trip.

Of course, as FLYMF readers know, there have been whispers that all isn’t right in the Keane household for some time now.

What Did He Know, and When Did He Know It?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

While Bush may claim that this week was the the first time he was informed about the National Intelligence Estimate stating that Iran hasn’t had a functional nuclear weapons programs since 2003, Dan Froomkin of the Washington Post points out that a clear shift in the President’s rhetoric on Iran’s nuclear program took place in early August.

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Better Living Through Chemicals

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Harper’s has an interesting article by Mark Schapiro on the efforts of the European Union to quantify the health impact of tens of thousands of chemicals found in clothing, toys, cookware, cosmetics and increasingly, our blood. Naturally, the United States is opposed to it.

In the late 1990s, citizens of several European countries learned from newspaper reports that their infants were constantly being exposed to a host of toxic chemicals. Babies were sleeping in pajamas treated with cancer-causing flame retardants; they were sucking on bottles laced with plastic additives believed to alter hormones; their diapers were glued together with nerve-damaging toxins normally used to kill algae on the hulls of ships. When European health officials tried to look into the matter, they were confounded by how little they actually knew about these and other potentially hazardous chemicals. Regulators discovered that they had no way of assessing the dangers of long-term exposure to everyday products. Some manufacturers of baby goods did not even know what was in their own products, since chemical producers were under no obligation to tell them. Such data, if it existed at all, was secreted away in the vaults of chemical companies and had never been submitted to any government authority.