Archive for July, 2007

Our Imperfect Brains

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

The New York Times Science Section has an article on how easy it is to manipulate the little machines that lie at the heart of us.

In a recent experiment, psychologists at Yale altered people’s judgments of a stranger by handing them a cup of coffee.

The study participants, college students, had no idea that their social instincts were being deliberately manipulated. On the way to the laboratory, they had bumped into a laboratory assistant, who was holding textbooks, a clipboard, papers and a cup of hot or iced coffee — and asked for a hand with the cup.

That was all it took: The students who held a cup of iced coffee rated a hypothetical person they later read about as being much colder, less social and more selfish than did their fellow students, who had momentarily held a cup of hot java.

Scents, signage, and symbols can all act as little triggers, the article tells us. There’s no word on whether the scientists credit Elvis Costello for his early work on the subject.

Harry Potter and the Banality of Evil

Friday, July 27th, 2007

I resisted the Harry Potter juggernaut for a long time, partially because of my age, mostly out of willfulness (“Ain’t no best seller list gonna tell me what good readin’ is!” I reasoned). But when I finally fell, I fell hard, reading the entire Potter saga in the past year and a half. The fact that that was an easy task testifies to one of J.K. Rowling’s greatest strengths: she’s a page-turner, through and through. Each of her stories is propulsive, building to the point where you say, “Just one more chapter, and then I’m going to bed” and find yourself still reading three hours later.

That’s not to say Rowling is a perfect writer. Her emotional moments, while sincere, are often too on-the-nose, and her supporting characters are typically limited to their one note. Over the course of 4,100 pages, Hagrid, Dean Thomas, and Professor McGonagall fill the same roles, without any real sense of growth or indications of an internal landscape.

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Coreys, meet Coreys

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

In a strange case of synchronicity, A&E network has announced a new show, “The Two Coreys,” which is set to debut this Sunday, July 29. As the show’s website announces:

Yes, you heard right, the Coreys are back together! Corey Haim and Corey Feldman met in 1987 on the set of the iconic teen film The Lost Boys. The “Two Coreys,” as they instantly became known, grew to be best of friends, growing up together both on and off screen. Propelled by their legendary onscreen chemistry, the two went on to star in a series of films that would define a generation, including The Lost Boys, Dream a Little Dream and License to Drive. They were kings of the 80s teen box office. Their posters hung on bedroom walls and their faces adorned countless magazine covers. They had it all. Money. Fame. Girls. Then each was faced with personal setbacks. While Feldman ultimately took control of his life, Haim’s life and career took a downturn. Now, nearly two decades later after taking separate paths in life, the friends are back together on-screen and under one roof in the A&E Real-Life series THE TWO COREYS, premiering July 29th at 10:00PM ET/PT.

This very premise, of course, was explored by FLYMF cartoonist Bobby D. Lux in his comic strip “The Coreys.” A coincidence? Perhaps. Life imitating art imitating Corey Haim’s need to pay off that Ferrari he totaled back in ’95? More likely.

At the moment, there are no plans to pursue litigation, but if “The Two Coreys” features Haim mistaking himself for Sean Astin, working the men’s room at LAX, or holding the same immobile position for episode after episode after episode after episode after episode, we may have to conclude some theft of intellectual property occurred.

(For the record, the celebrity we mistake Corey Haim for is Anthony Michael Hall.)

The Springfieldiad

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

I was born in 1980, I enjoyed geeky pastimes growing up, and when it comes to humor, the more esoteric, the better. I mention this to establish that I was once a fanatic for The Simpsons. In high school I knew when syndicated episodes were broadcast on three different channels, and there was a period, extending probably to 2000, where I’d seen every show ever made.

The Simpsons and I have long since parted ways. My TV watching has effectively dropped to zero, with the exception of a few Cubs games, and new writers, one-note characterization and non sequitur storytelling rendered the show I loved nearly unrecognizable. It’s been years since I’ve watched a new episode, and while I’ll probably see The Simpsons Movie when it’s released this Friday, I’m more nervous than excited at the prospect.

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