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Ebert Disses Nicholas Sparks

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

I had the pleasure of reading Roger Ebert’s review of the new Nicholas Sparks-penned The Last Song. Ebert takes umbrage at Sparks’ recent declaration of being a greater novelist than Cormac McCarthy, which inspired a bit of cheeky ranting.

“The Last Song” is based on the novel by Nicholas Sparks, who also wrote the screenplay. Sparks recently went on record as saying he is a greater novelist than Cormac McCarthy. This is true in the same sense that I am a better novelist than William Shakespeare. Sparks also said his novels are like Greek Tragedies. This may actually be true. I can’t check it out because, tragically, no really bad Greek tragedies have survived. His story here amounts to soft porn for teenage girls, which the acting and the abilities of director Julie Anne Robinson have promoted over its pay scale.

He comes back to finish the job at the conclusion.

The Dude Abides

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Down these mean streets walks a man who won’t allow his rug to be pissed on.

Roger Ebert has selected The Big Lebowski as his most-recent Great Movie.

Edit: I think his original review is better.

Ebert in Esquire

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Chris Jones has an excellent profile of Roger Ebert in Esquire. “Roger Ebert: The Essential Man” explores Ebert’s life post-surgery, positing “it’s almost impossible to sit beside Roger Ebert, lifting blue Post-it notes from his silk fingertips, and not feel as though he’s become something more than he was.”

Roger Ebert is one of my favorite writers. I would recommend that anyone who loves the written word subscribe to his blog, which has become more engrossing with each new entry.

Movie Review: Public Enemies

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Public Enemies gets all of its surfaces right. The camera lingers on meticulous suits, expensive watches and the gleaming curves of old cars. It showcases the solid menace of vintage machine guns, fetishes the flash of gunfire and holds steady over a variety of broken, bloodied forms. It even sweeps above a transformed version of Lincoln Avenue, filling it with 1930s forms, storefronts and lamp-cast light. (Having rode by daily as they created the illusion, I was amazed to see it on screen.)

But the movie fails to penetrate any of these exteriors. The cops and robbers are placed on rails, given the occasional catchy saying and left to chug through the movie without any sense of motivation or larger meaning.

Dillinger, quietly captured by Johnny Depp, offers once that his dad beat him too much, but that’s the only stab offered at explanation. His loyalty to his fellow crooks is lauded, but the origin of these bonds are unshown. Crowds form to watch—and even applaud—as he is transferred to prison, but we’re unsure why he captured their imagination.

Sure, director Michael Mann moves the plot through its paces: prison escapes, bank jobs, gunfights and the occasional romantic interlude. The sets are gorgeous, but the action is often confusing, with G-men and gangsters muddled as they shoot guns and drive fast cars.

This confusion extends to the film’s point-of-view as well. Public Enemies studiously declines to define its subjects. It leaves Dillinger a blank slate while wanting us to embrace him as an antihero. It glosses over the impact of his murders and hostage-taking, passing it off camera or excusing it with hollow gestures, such as Dillinger belting out “Last Roundup” or offering his coat to a chilled bank teller who’s just been used as a human shield. The police offer some ham-handed torture of prisoners and molls—perhaps true—in an effort to balance the scales, but the movie shies away from the fact that Dillinger and his crew were dangerous men, and the misfortune of being in their presence could kill you.

Frustratingly, the film moves past more compelling stories in its focus on the man. Why did Dillinger’s actions resonate with the Depression-era public? Why did his peers hold such contempt for law and its representatives? Did the bank robbers of that time provide the seed for the over-militarization of the police that continues today? How did crime shift from raconteur gangsters to bookies and number crunchers?

These omissions highlight director Mann’s diligent neglect of the political context of the times. They limit the film’s ambition, leaving it, in the judgment of Roger Ebert and David Denby, as something less-than-great.

I was less impressed than they were. The movie is snappy and well-made. The actors are well-cast and comfortable. The romance is desperate and compelling (while remaining as shallow as its principals.) But the drive beneath is weak, presenting more a series of occurrences than a compelling story, leaving the viewer to wonder, at the end, what the point of it all was.

A Movie in the Making: The Entertainers

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Fierce competition. Close camaraderie. A dying art form. And some of the fastest hands you’ll ever see.

That’s the premise of The Entertainers, a ragtime documentary being created by friends (and FLYMF co-founders) Nick Holle and Michael Zimmer, in collaboration with filmmaker Brent Watkins. The movie centers on the World Championship of Old-Time Piano, an annual competition held in Peoria, Illinois. As competitors gather to see who can wring the most swing from their piano, these guys are on hand to capture the love, joy and sorrow that accompanies the practitioners of one of America’s original art forms.

Their trailer gives a sense of the richness of the ragtime experience:

As The Entertainers web site says:

These talented, idiosyncratic performers represent a broad spectrum of the American experience, but they share one abiding love: for ragtime, the first great American music.

Like a combination of Spellbound and Best In Show, The Entertainers will explore a unique American sub-culture, whose eccentric and hilarious characters pursue the perfection of an esoteric art.

Help them make this movie a reality. In exchange for early contributions, the filmmakers are offering space in the credits, DVDs upon release and other exciting goodies. Nick and his friends at WutWutAlma Productions followed a similar fundraising strategy for their first movie, Illegal Use of Joe Zopp, and it worked out great.

Great movies need great supporters. You can play a role in telling this exciting story.

Illegal Use of Joe Zopp in the Beloit International Film Festival

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

Illegal Use of Joe Zopp, the hilarious feature film created by FLYMF co-founder Nick Holle and his amigos in WutWutAlma Productions, will be playing in the Beloit International Film Festival the weekend of February 19-22.

The details:

Zopp will play at the restaurant theater at Atlanta Bread Company, 2747 Milwaukee Road, Beloit, Wis., on Friday and Sunday. The two screenings are:
– Friday, February 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm
– Sunday, February 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Anyone near the Beloit area should  head out to support the independent filmmakers. Their movie is great (aided, of course, by a gut-busting cameo by yours truly), and they deserve a big audience.

I Love Roger Ebert

Friday, August 29th, 2008

The list of reasons for loving Roger Ebert is long and enduring. The man has introduced millions of readers and viewers to the pleasure of good movies. He wrote the screenplay for Russ Meyer’s trash classic, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

He encouraged Oprah Winfrey to pursue syndication—while the two were out on a date!—contributing to her powerhouse status. He has been inspirational in continuing to pursue the career he loves, despite serious health problems, ones that have robbed him of his ability to speak.

And he wrote perhaps the best takedown in film review history, eviscerating Rob Schneider’s Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo. (Although it should be noted that Rob Schneider cemented his mensch status by sending Ebert flowers when the film reviewer fell ill.)

So what’s the latest evidence of Roger Ebert being the coolest guy in Chicago? His kiss-off letter to Jay Mariotti, who recently ended his love-hate relationship with Chicago sportsfans by dumping on the Chicago Sun-Times as he walked out the door.

Ebert’s response, published in an open letter at Poynter Online:

Dear Jay,

What an ugly way to leave the Sun-Times. It does not speak well for you. Your timing was exquisite. You signed a new contract, waited until days after the newspaper had paid for your trip to Beijing at great cost, and then resigned with only an e-mail. You saved your
explanation for a local television station.

As someone who was working here for 24 years before you arrived, I think you owed us more than that. You owed us decency. The fact that you saved your attack for TV only completes our portrait of you as a rat.

Newspapers are not dead, Jay, although you predicted the death of the Sun-Times and the Tribune. Neither paper will die any time soon. Job-hunting tip: It is imprudent to go on TV and predict the collapse of a newspaper you might hope would hire you. Times are hard in the newspaper business, and for the economy as a whole. Did you only sign on for the luxury cruise? There’s an old saying that you might have come across once or twice on the sports beat: “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.”

Newspapers are not dead, Jay, because there are still readers who want the whole story, not a sound bite. If you only work on television, viewers may get a little weary of you shouting at them. You were a great shouter in print, that’s for sure, stomping your feet when owners, coaches, players and fans didn’t agree with you. It was an entertaining show. Good luck getting one of your 1,000-word rants on the air.

The rest of us are still at work, still putting out the best paper we can. We believe in our profession, and in the future. And we believe in our internet site, which you also whacked as you slithered out the door. I don’t know how your column was doing, but we have the most popular sports section in Chicago. The reports and blog entries by our Washington editor Lynn Sweet have become a must-stop for millions of Americans in this election year. After a recent blog entry I wrote about the Beijing Olympics, I woke up at 5 a.m. one morning, when North America was asleep, and found that 40 percent of my 100 most
recent visitors had been from China. I don’t have any complaints about our web site. So far this month my web page has been visited from virtually every country on earth, including one visit from the Vatican City. The Pope, no doubt.

You have left us, Jay, at a time when the newspaper is once again in the hands of people who love newspapers and love producing them. You managed to stay here through the dark days of the thieves Conrad Black and David Radler. The paper lost millions. Incredibly, we are still paying Black’s legal fees.

I started here when Marshall Field and Jim Hoge were running the paper. I stayed through the Rupert Murdoch regime. I was asked, “How can you work for a Murdoch paper?” My reply was: “It’s not his paper. It’s my paper. He only owns it.” That’s the way I’ve always felt about the Sun-Times, and I still do. On your way out, don’t let the door bang you on the ass.

Your former colleague,
Roger Ebert

Illegal Use of Joe Zopp is Here!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

All in all, it’s a pretty good story. A group of friends grow up together in a small Wisconsin town, graduate from high school and then college, and start following their own career paths. One gets a job in insurance; another works for a software company. Some stay at home; some move away. My buddy Nick Holle, co-founder of FLYMF, makes it all the way to Los Angeles, where we attend the Professional Writing Program at USC together.

A couple years down the road, though, they start to get the itch. They want to do something. So they chat on a message board they’ve set up, kicking around one idea after another, and finally they come up with a movie. The concept: “a child prodigy turned social outcast returns to his hometown to investigate the circumstances of his own death.”

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The Dark Knight Is Strongman Claptrap—A Spoiler-Laden Review

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

In The Dark Knight, the latest film featuring Christian Bale’s best attempts at a WWE-Smackdown! voice, the Joker’s greatest asset seems to be his ability to escape from any plot hole, no matter how large.

Want to threaten a meeting of the city’s top crime bosses? Just walk right in the back door. Feel like shooting rockets at police wagons and taking officers hostage? It’s ok—none of them will shoot back! Want to assassinate the mayor by posing as a member of his honor guard? No problem—policeman apparently have no idea what their peers look like, nor are they suspicious of people whose scars match those of the madman terrorizing the city.

For that matter, looking to kill the commissioner of police? Just sneak into his office off-camera. This same tactic can be used to load hospitals, ferries and abandoned warehouses with hundreds of barrels of explosives. It also comes in handy for leaving Bruce Wayne’s penthouse after Batman throws himself out the window. (“What’s that? Batman jumped out the window, leaving us alone in a room full of people we were terrorizing? Well, we might as well just take off then…”)

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Guess Who Has an IMDB Listing?

Monday, August 4th, 2008

This guy!

The listing comes from my brief-brief-brief cameo in Illegal Use of Joe Zopp, the film that FLYMF co-creator Nick Holle and a group of his friends created in their home town of Chippewa Falls. The movie’s great (you can my response to it here), and it’s been really rewarding to see a group of good friends take a big artistic project through to fruition.

The movie will have its theatrical debut  on August 22 in Chippewa Falls Micon Cinemas; I will definitely be there. The movie will also be featured in Iowa City’s Landlocked Film Festival on August 23, after which there will be a DVD release. If you can make it to any of the screenings, you should show up to support an innovative grassroots film project. Congratulations to everyone involved!