Onomatopoeia Magazine Launches

March 8th, 2010

The first issue of Onomatopeia Magazine, the online literary journal created by FLYMF alum Bobby D. Lux, is now online! Check out poems, fiction, essays and more from Christopher Johnson, Daddio Mick, Chris Kent, Sarah E. Lowe, Gregory Cohen, Jara Jones, Anthony Liccione, Marta Pelrine-Bacon and Bobby himself!

Bobby is the author of the short-story collection, The Exciting Life and Death of the Amazing Henry and Other stories (which I reviewed here). He was also a longtime FLYMF contributor, with a number of stories in FLYMF’s Greatest Hits. Bobby’s FLYMF work includes When The Camera Stopped Rolling, Mike Tyson Movie Reviews, O’Neill ‘Scopes’ An Early Career, Monkey Dance, Outrageous ClaimsIn Memorium, Adventures In Time Travel, The Worst Story Ever, Batman Begins By Superman, The Coreys, Tonto’s Shocking Discovery, Vegas Wedding, The Solution To America’s Problems, Superman Returns, The Pirates Of Swenxof, and “Sly” Nostalgia.

Agressive Liberalism

March 4th, 2010

Reading the New York Times obituary of British politician Michael Foot, about whom I know little, I was struck by the following quote:

“We are not here in this world to find elegant solutions, pregnant with initiative, or to serve the ways and modes of profitable progress,” he declared in a campaign speech. “No, we are here to provide for all those who are weaker and hungrier, more battered and crippled than ourselves. That is our only certain good and great purpose on earth, and if you ask me about those insoluble economic problems that may arise if the top is deprived of their initiative, I would answer, ‘To hell with them.’ The top is greedy and mean and will always find a way to take care of themselves. They always do.”

It’s reminiscent of Franklin Roosevelt’s “I Welcome Their Hatred,” a powerful statement of identification with the lower classes. It’s sad that even in the wake of the finance-led economic collapse–and citizen-funded bailout–nothing as forthright can be heard today, especially from our political leaders. They seem more concerned with massaging the money train to its next collapse.

Rahm Emanuel Spins His Own Parachute

March 2nd, 2010

Dan Froomkin, the reporter nobly exiled from the Washington Post, has a blistering piece on Rahm Emanuel in the Huffington Post. My hopes for Obama’s Presidency took a pretty big hit when he tagged Rahm as Chief of Staff; I haven’t seen much since then to make me think I was wrong.

More Excellent Ebert Stories

March 2nd, 2010

Add another amazing Ebert story to the others that have surfaced in the wake of the man’s Equire profile. Will Leitch of Deadspin shared his surprisingly personal history with Roger Ebert.

Review: Witch and Wizard

March 1st, 2010

James Patterson’s “Witch and Wizard” could be summed up as Harry Potter meets 1984, except without any vision, effort or grace. The plot revolves around two teens dragged from their parents by the totalitarian “New World Order.” Prison, terror, ham-handed magic, and kewl “if teenagers ran the world” mythmaking follow before the book reverts to its opening cliffhanger, setting the way for the obligatory—and unnecessary—sequel.

What makes the book so objectionable? The first strike is the obvious lack of effort that went into its creation. Most chapters expire after two–four pages of rote plot progression. None of the characters are fleshed out; the lead voices narrate away in a kind of dashed-off “teen speak.”

Their powers are applied arbitrarily, without any notion of struggle or growth. The villains are single-note enough to be deemed unworthy of “24” fan fiction. The plot leans on tired “chosen one” tropes, the rules of this “New World” are never established, and the betrayals and retreats read like so much plot padding.

Most offensive, though, is the book’s cheap borrowing of totalitarian/eliminationist themes. The New World Order and its prisons knowingly evoke gulags and concentration camps, complete with torture and executions. But the book constantly undermines the weight of its references by failing to consistently apply their menace. The narrators shrug off torture and murder as another total bummer. Quislings are redeemed without the satisfaction of guilt, and the monstrous laws of the New World Order are equipped with a few booming loopholes to enable lazy writing.

“Witch and Wizard” plays out like a cash grab that was written and conceived in the same three-day weekend. The plot summary on Wikipedia offers as much style as the novel itself and is much less insulting to the reader’s intelligence.

Poisoning the Well

March 1st, 2010

The New York Times has an excellent, depressing article on the ability of polluters to disregard the Clean Water Act in the wake of recent Supreme Court rulings.

It seems obvious that pollution remediation should be built in as a non-negotiable, non-deferrable cost for any business plan. But, unsurprisingly, people making their money dumping lead into creeks and streams don’t agree.

Chicago’s Crumbling Condos

February 25th, 2010

The rash of complaints by homeowners like Feeney shows what was missing during the boom years: strong oversight by the City of Chicago. Until recently, the buildings department depended on developers to call during construction when they were ready for an inspection, sort of an honor system. Those who wanted to avoid scrutiny could just not call. Many of the developers in Janes’s cases, like Mary Feeney’s, never got a certificate of occupancy showing final inspections had been done.

Eight Forty-Eight, a local NPR show, has an excellent report on the shoddy construction and absent standards that marked Chicago’s big condo building boom. I know a number of friends who’ve had to sue developers for new or rehabbed buildings. Often the developers have skipped town or insulated the profits in shell companies, and condo owners end up with a lot of hassle and little recompense.

Definitely makes me glad to be a renter.

The Debt Olympics

February 25th, 2010

Reading about the debt and service cuts that have accompanied these winter games in Vancouver, I am once again thankful Chicago didn’t get the 2016 Olympics. I love watching the Olympics, but staging the games has become the same kind of power-broker real-estate scam that governs most local governance.

Boosters like to claim that workers will see jobs, but those are transitory, the debt is lasting and the people who wring speculator’s rates out of the land are the only ones who come out ahead.

Thanks to No Games Chicago for fighting the good fight on this one.

Michael Lewis on the Wall Street Blow-up

February 24th, 2010

“He draws a picture of several towers of debt. The first tower is made of the original subprime loans that had been piled together. At the top of this tower is the AAA tranche, just below it the AA tranche, and so on down to the riskiest, the BBB tranche—the bonds Eisman had shorted. But Wall Street had used these BBB tranches—the worst of the worst—to build yet another tower of bonds: a “particularly egregious” C.D.O. The reason they did this was that the rating agencies, presented with the pile of bonds backed by dubious loans, would pronounce most of them AAA. These bonds could then be sold to investors—pension funds, insurance companies—who were allowed to invest only in highly rated securities. “I cannot fucking believe this is allowed—I must have said that a thousand times in the past two years,” Eisman says.

Michael Lewis, author of “Liar’s Poker” and “Moneyball,” has a great write-up of the Wall Street collapse in Portfolio.com. “The End” ties the subprime financial collapse to the valueless engineered by financial firms in the 1980s. The article focuses on Steve Eisman,  one of the few financial professionals who saw and bet against the big subprime scam.

But the real core of the piece is the destructive capitalism that has been at the heart of our financial system over the past three decades. Instead of profiting from determinations of value, the firms in the subprime crisis Ponzied their investors by repeatedly shuffling stacks of money. Investors bought into the myth, literally, and when everything crumbled, the government bailed out the big boys, setting them up to develop the next big scam.

I’m in the Onion?

February 20th, 2010

Jason Heller mentioned this in yesterday’s, “Your Life, Via the Onion” feature in the AV Club, and, uh, yeah, that was me. High school senior paper, freshman comp, you name it…

Sociology 101 Assignment Stretched to Incorporate ’70s Punk Rock