Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler
The Humanities
You elect to join the brand of truth-seeking that has the foresight to free itself from a narrow-minded reliance on pesky "facts." Instead your focus will be on reading texts and interpreting them to your heart's delight, always keeping in mind the prevailing theoretical allegiances necessary to obtain tenure, of course. However, before you begin to get into your studies, you have a crucial decision to make.
Are you going to be a: