Higher Higher Education
A FLYMF Select-A-Quest
by James Seidler

Novelist

That's ok, you'll be able to compensate through the scathing analyses you write of real writers' books.   If you get stuck, remember, it's always a safe bet to present a character as a stand-in for Jesus, especially if something bad happens to them.

Of course, since you're in school, that means you have reading to do.   Do you focus on reading:

Literature

Theory