Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Heckle The Guy
What are you, an asshole? This is a coffeeshop in West Hollywood, not the Apollo.
The crowd hits you with a massive passive-aggressive vibe, all throat-clearings
and dirty looks, until you and Carlos take the hint and head off for somewhere
where being terrible is punished by being mocked, as it ought to be.