Life In The Big City
A FLYMF Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler

Head into the theater
By the beginning of the third anguished conversation between two protagonists whose self-loathing is the only factor keeping them from getting together, you attention begins to wander. It seems the only way this movie is going to etch anything into your dreams is if you fall asleep while watching it.

Do you:

Bail, your time’s more important than this

Stick around with the hope that there will be some nudity