Life In The Big
City
A FLYMF
Select Your Own Quest
by James Seidler
Buy some popcorn
As soon as you hit your seat you begin to work on your bucket of trans-fatty
goodness, reveling in the truth that few things go together better than movies
and popcorn. Unfortunately, as a rustling at your feet gradually makes clear,
a rat inhabiting the theater shares your opinion. You jump, he bites, and the
night descends into a trip to the emergency room and the beginning preparations
for a class-action lawsuit.