Things I Wish I Had Never Said

by Larry Gaffney

A free weekend in Orlando? Tell me more.

I guess I’ll try the chicken-fried possum.

You take the redhead, I’ll take the blonde who looks like Courtney Love.

Hey, cool bagpipes. Do you play?

You wanna piece of me, Danny DeVito?

Pope or no Pope, those vestments make you look as big as a house.

© 2007 Larry Gaffney, All Rights Reserved.