Ill-advised Resume Objectives

by Larry Gaffney

To have my own cubicle, decorated exactly how I want it!

To become the general of a zombie army.

To erase the stigma of being related to one of America’s most fiendish serial killers.  (Mother’s maiden name available upon request)

To cut a bloody swathe through the deadwood of middle management and the nodding-in-their-chairs executive vice-presidents as I rise to the top of your corporation.

© 2007 Larry Gaffney, All Rights Reserved.