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Ill-advised Resume Objectives by Larry Gaffney To have my own cubicle, decorated exactly how I want it! To become the general of a zombie army. To erase the stigma of being related to one of America’s most fiendish serial killers. (Mother’s maiden name available upon request) To cut a bloody swathe through the deadwood of middle management and the nodding-in-their-chairs executive vice-presidents as I rise to the top of your corporation.
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